Aural Pleasure

by Andy Tremayne

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1.
VERSE 1 So it was my last day in a boring job two hours to go according to the clock it had been sunny but things were about to change the sky got dark and it started to rain CHORUS There's been a change in the weather There's been a change in the weather Could be taken as a sign that it's about that time to move on VERSE 2 So the wind began to bend the trees the lightning flashed and made things easy to see The message now was clear and strong Things had stayed the same for too long
2.
Lookalikes 02:40
VERSE 1 There's a man on the bus who looks like someone famous he seems embarrased like he doesn't want people to make a fuss I can understand his point of view he didn't ask to look like someone on the news it puts a strain on him I can tell CHORUS 1 he's a lookalike people won't leave him alone he's a lookalike people take his picture on their phones he's a lookalike wishes people didn't stare he's a lookalike wants people not to care VERSE 2 There's a woman on the train who looks like a politician it a source of some awkward moments and social pain There's been a scandal as you know calls for the MP to resign and go the public want their say as well CHORUS 2 she's a lookalike people won't leave her alone she's a lookalike people take her picture on their phones she's a lookalike wishes people didn't stare she's a lookalike wants people not to care
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Golden Rain 02:59
VERSE 1 I'm standing on the balcony of this penthouse apartment The world is below me every single department All the unsuspecting masses are about to feel some splashes CHORUS Taste my golden rain Taste my golden rain Taste my golden rain Taste it again VERSE 2 I have always believed this is my kingdom And now you have received my glowing wisdom Not quite on a silver platter although that doesn't matter OUTRO Taste it again
4.
VERSE 1 In your sunglasses and black trench coat I saw you approach trying not to be seen but you were on the cover of that magazine You were attracting attention was that your real intention? but I did not see until you were nearly on top of me CHORUS I bumped into you I bumped into you There was nothing I could do except bump into you VERSE 2 I am mystified by your defense What is this nonsense? If you want privacy why are you acting so conspicuously? stop acting like a private eye or a movie spy no-one cares you see that you're that guy off the TV
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I Don't Know 02:53
VERSE 1 First I reference Karl Marx Then I name-drop Zizek It all sounds kind of impressive I tell you I know about France and the colonisation of Quebec my need to tell you these things is obsessive CHORUS You don't know I don't know what I'm talking about You don't know I don't know what I'm talking about I don't know what I'm talking about I don't know I don't know VERSE 2 Now I talk about architecture Then I lecture you on calculus I hope you think that I'm knowledgable I tell you about ancient Egyptians and the prophecies of Nostradamus I know more than anyone else at this table
6.
VERSE 1 I met you on the staircase at the university You said you were studying sociology I replied that you didn't have the humanity so you kicked me and I fell down the CHORUS Staircase at the university Staircase at the university It was a tragedy but only for me, on the Staircase at the university Staircase at the university VERSE 2 I can't believe what you did to me Everyone pretended that they didn't really see Where oh where can the police even be? So I got mad and I burnt down the BREAK and as the smoke reached the sky I began to feel high (so high) the deans descended in their robes their flaming ceromonial clothes on the VERSE 3 Now the fire brigade have put out the flames We've been expelled for our oneupmanship games The rolling TV news is reporting both our names And now there is no more OUTRO Staircase at the university
7.
I've Changed 03:59
VERSE 1 It was in the middle of an argument that I realised things were different I wasn't being pushed around any more no longer the doormat on the floor CHORUS I've changed don't want to see them again VERSE 2 I was reading through some correspondence when I decided not to use any pretence I wasn't going to sugar coat what I said to these people for whom I no longer cared VERSE 3 Well I don't owe them an explanation I won't be guilted into communication I have decided on this boundary And that is how it's going to be
8.
VERSE 1 I've been away for many days that have added up to years but I still know how it goes and what it's like round here I've been gone for far too long a short diversion turned into a trek I've seen places and bewildered faces but now I'm back CHORUS 1 Corporate memory I have many strange stories Corporate memory Of middle managers and flunkies Corporate memory The bizarre things people say Corporate memory Events that would turn your hair grey VERSE 2 leaders tall and leaders bald faceless management drones presentations and procrastinations incessantly ringing phones in the conference room it's your doom as managers make their plans Nothing is learned / and money burns Millions flushed down the can CHORUS 2 Corporate memory There's no co-operation Corporate memory It's a seige situation Corporate memory They think they're surreal like Dali Corporate memory situationally ironic like Eddie Walli OUTRO They're covering up their tremendous idiocies with a show of arrogance
9.
VERSE 1 So I finally got on that ship that I saw heading over the horizon it has been such a long trip but now at last I'm off that island back to where I wanted to be my ambitions ahead of me following those who'd gone before pioneers that had explored CHORUS Ninja guru rockstar cocksman VERSE 2 well that is a strange title who thought that would be appropriate? it is a strange angle incorrect yet also apposite Our dealings with the board Are multilayered like a samurai sword do they think a funny name will make us up our game? BREAK With my AK out the window the forecast is lead snow You're think you're a champ at Zaxxon but you've been playing cack, son OUTRO you might as well try to fist the sky
10.
VERSE 1 You would like to say that you've done your best worked much harder than the rest But you would be lying without a doubt If I were to try it people would shout CHORUS Meat & potatoes nothing unusual this is so everyday Meat & potatoes more like thin gruel in an ashtray VERSE 2 Now it's come to this it's so regretful Didn't take the time things turned out dull So what happens next I don't even know whatever I wanted was let go
11.
VERSE 1 now it's time to make a choice about who we trust or at least the one for which we feel the least disgust you are always under suspicion no-one really believes you won't act in selfish ambition CHORUS public debate can you keep a straight face public debate in this meeting place VERSE 2 now it's time to hear your pitch as you take the floor you see what the others promise and then you promise more you disengenuous little runt you have no intention of honouring any agreement BREAK We know what you're planning OUTRO We know what you're planning
12.
VERSE 1 So I've seen you around never heard you make a sound you didn't make conversation so I came to a conclusion You hadn't anything to say or didn't think much anyway but I was mistaken now my judgement is shaken CHORUS Hey I thought you were stupid Hey I thought you were a moron Hey I thought you were stupid Hey It turns out I was wrong VERSE 2 So it seems I'm unable to make rapid appraisals or decide quickly evaluate accurately Where does this go from here things no longer seem clear I can't make decisions made on illusions
13.
Complain 03:57
VERSE 1 I heard you through the party wall saying how you were so appalled about the price of this and that your fancy suit and bowler hat you've been living large for so long no idea what's really going on you don't appreciate your wealth not to mention your obscene health CHORUS All you do is complain All you do is complain Every day it's the same All you do is complain All you do is complain All you do is complain Every day it's the same All you do is complain VERSE 2 I saw you walking through the town Your face was wearing a frown muttering how you'd change the law to keep out people from other shores It's getting hard to concentrate when I hear you continue to hate Whenever I hear you ranting I can't think anything
14.
VERSE 1 You've been promising the moon on a stick But now it's time for you to deliver it There is no way your offer can come true We've suspected all along that you knew CHORUS The moon on a stick you lied about it The moon on a stick you're full of shit VERSE 2 Now you've gone and disappeaed out of sight Your cronies have vanished in to the night You're absolutely nowhere to be seen Except as a face on a TV screen
15.
VERSE 1 You like to boast about your sexual exploits You like to think you are experimentally adroit But sometimes your tall tales are too grand Your elaborate stories get out of hand CHORUS Anal fisting dominatrix Anal fisting dominatrix tell us all about your new kicks your new interest Anal fisting dominatrix Anal fisting dominatrix tell us some more details quick we are all impressed we are all impressed VERSE 2 So now you have all of this crowd's attention You've got to think of something new to mention A plank of wood with a hole drilled through it You've come this far so why should you quit? BREAK this is all in your mind better leave it behind VERSE 3 People are not fooled for very long They are suspecting that something is a bit wrong We had our doubts when you mentioned the zeppelin who do you think you are impressing?
16.
VERSE 1 There's a celebrity that I think about I don't care that you've found out Don't criticise my interest there is nothing wrong with this CHORUS I wanna blow that celebrity nose VERSE 2 You might think this attraction is strange and consider me to be deranged You are being conservative narrow minded and negative VERSE 3 I know it's not to your taste But I am not embarrassed It may be outside your desires But I won't be quiet
17.
VERSE 1 Someone in authority has been found out there can be absolutely no doubt that they were trying to cover things up They claim that they're not guilty but they're looking rather shifty as they came out of their club CHORUS I'm sorry I got caught I'm sorry I thought that everyone could be bought I'm sorry I got caught I thought everyone could be bought VERSE 2 This has made the national news there can be no further excuse for this person to stay out of jail They won't manage to get away with it Their job they're going to have to quit because this is a serious fail BREAK But perhaps you don't understand the strings are still in my hand influential people are loyal to me they're my puppets you see
18.
VERSE 1 I didn't want to feel the same way this year wanted to move on from the past tired of feeling that I'm nowhere near the action where I should be having a blast CHORUS I came here to party came here to party came here to party VERSE 2 there is always a risk that you could lose out if you stay sitting in your chair there are consequences scattered about got to be prepared to put yourself out there
19.
VERSE 1 Though the wind is blowing and the rain is coming down I'd rather be here than back in that stupid bloody little town Some people who live there might look down on me so sure of themselves with their sense of snobbery CHORUS They're still hanging around judgemental tossers They're still hanging around hateful wasters They're still hanging around in their armchairs They're still hanging around going nowhere VERSE 2 When the sun is hidden and the clouds are looking black I'd still stay out here than ever consider going back that place is dead to me it will not be missed nothing happens there it may as well not exist
20.
VERSE 1 I'm getting tired of this place I'm getting tired of evryone's face boredom and apathy I have no sympathy I want to leave and get away I want to leave why should I stay bigots and fools dealing with tools CHORUS Bridges burning VERSE 2 I've had enough of people's ignorance I've had enough of their beligerence lies and games and abusive names There's been too much lack of direction There's been too much dissatisfaction faults and cracks there's no feedback BREAK Do you want to be catching the same bus for 25 years? OUTRO The English need for permission from authority

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released June 26, 2020

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