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VERSE 1
So I made some mistakes in the past
whose consequences continue to last
so while I'm on this stage
let me just say something
because empty meaningless nothing
apologies are all the rage
CHORUS
I'll be here
all week
try the veal try the veal
try the veal try the veal
I'll be here
all week
try the veal try the veal
try the veal try the veal
try the veal try the veal
try the veal try the veal
VERSE 2
how many times do I have to say
that I'm sorry every single day
act out my sincere regret
do you accept my heartfelt plea
will you offer your sympathy
like a bayonet
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2. |
Too Bad
05:06
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VERSE 1
Well hey I heard your song on the radio
It's a shame no-one else cared although
I thought it was rather good
but it didn't catch the tenor of the times
like it could
Don't be sour you've got to believe
it's not my fault can't you see?
CHORUS
It's too bad
It's too bad
You're feeling sad
You're feeling sad
It's too bad
It's too bad
You're getting mad
You're getting mad
with me
VERSE 2
well hey are you gonna get up off the floor?
it's a pain I have been there before
Don't take this personally
and it isn't like I commited a crime
hear my plea
Don't take offence at my success
It doesn't mean you're worth less
VERSE 3
well hey you have been dropped off that TV show
it's a strain I'm on instead you know
It was out of my control
but my performance was better aligned
with their goal
I don't mean to boast and taunt
But I give people what they want
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3. |
Sexual Fantasy
04:01
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VERSE 1
I'm standing here minding my own business
on a crowded street in the middle of the day
but you're looking at me just like it's Christmas
what's your explanation do you have something to say?
CHORUS
Huh!
Sexual fantasy
Dig it
VERSE 2
can't you understand that I'm not interested?
don't keep talking to me stop wasting my time
the ideas you have can only be attributed
to the wishful thinking of your deluded mind
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4. |
Sex Boast Song
02:50
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VERSE 1
you're aware of my reputation
I'm known across all nations
your name's synonymous with frustration
you're lacking a firm foundation
I'm hanging out with movie stars
while you can't get into bars
when you go to the club
you can't keep it up
CHORUS
Sex boast song
this is a sex boast song
Sex boast song
this is a sex boast song
a sex boast song
VERSE 2
Let me tell you about my exploits
when I'm in town the ladies rejoice
well that is not what I've heard
your inflated claims are absurd
I met your mother in the local diner
she asked me to call her any time, yeah
While you've been sitting on your steeple
I've had sex with a million people
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5. |
A Japanese Love Pillow
03:03
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VERSE 1
You walked in and caught me making out
with a Japanese love pillow of myself
in case there is any doubt
I'm not ashamed in this hotel
CHORUS
a Japanese love pillow
a Japanese love pillow
a love pillow
a Japanese love pillow
a love pillow
a Japanese love pillow
a love pillow
a Japanese love pillow
VERSE 2
in case you think that I'm discomposed
let me reassure you I don't feel perturbed
doesn't matter that you know
or if you think I'm a pervert
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6. |
Safe & Secure
02:50
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VERSE 1
when you watch television
you don't want new information
nothing that will cause you trouble
or make your heart rate double
You only want what's predictable
nothing at all that's unusual
only things that are familiar
you shun anything peculiar
CHORUS 1
you want something safe and secure
that won't make you feel unsure
something safe and secure
that will reassure
VERSE 2
you only want repeats of the past
new things make you turn off fast
even a manufacturered scandal
needs a pre-used handle
whatever songs used to mean
you want scrubbed nice and clean
with no sociopolitical content
sung by someone just to pay their rent
CHORUS 2
you want something safe and secure
nothing weird or obscure
something safe and secure
that you've seen before
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7. |
Expensive Tastes
03:47
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VERSE 1
you want fancy cars
champagne and caviar
going to the races
high class places
CHORUS
you have expensive tastes
VERSE 2
travel first class
drink another glass
fine exclusive dining
relax while reclining
OUTRO
you just can't wait
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8. |
Repeat Everything
02:31
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VERSE 1 - 16 bars]
The same thing happens to me every day
It seems that no-one hears what I say
Whether I am on the street or in a bar
I get ignored no matter where we are
CHORUS
People don't listen to me
so I have to repeat everything
People don't listen to me
so I have to repeat everything
VERSE 2
I've noticed it happen more when you're around
I can't be heard above the noise of the crowd
whenever I try to speak nobody hears
could it be because you are near?
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9. |
For The Sour
03:43
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VERSE 1
wherever you go, no matter how far
a West End show or a cocktail bar
there's a feeling that follows you
it affects your views
things are not good enough
a millionaire's yacht is a bit rough
everything is such a bore
seems to me that you're
CHORUS
for the sour
VERSE 2
a posh hotel or a limo car
it might as well be a boxcar
even a fancy restaurant
doesn't give you what you want
no matter the place or the company
the look on your face is misery
nothing meets your demands
you're making a stand
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10. |
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VERSE 1
So you claim you're being pushed around
now it's gone too far
say that you're being exposed
to things you don't want to know
but that is not what is going on
CHORUS
no-one is making you
listen to this record
VERSE 2
you weren't made to stay around
you could have passed
if this was not your idea of culture
you could have left at any juncture
but that is not what you did
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11. |
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VERSE 1
you've been told to stay indoors
stay away from shops and stores
follow strictly the instructions
but of course I'm the exception
CHORUS
one rule for me
one rule for you
that's one rule for me
one rule for you
except I mean
no rule for me
no rule for me
VERSE 2
there's no point in an outcry
I don't have to even lie
everyone knows what went on
I'll just say I did nothing wrong
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12. |
What's Wrong With You?
03:06
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VERSE 1
You arrogant little man
you think you know everything
that's the biggest indicator
that you know nothing
I've always known where you stand
you may have fooled some people
but others can see right through you
your lies are feeble
CHORUS 1
I've only one thing to say
what's wrong with you?
what's wrong with you?
what's wrong with you?
there's only one thing to say
what's wrong with you?
what's wrong with you?
VERSE 2
you're a pointless waste of space
you've contributed nothing
of any value or interest
you've been caught bluffing
I don't want to see your face
that chipmunk mask of smugness
you insufferable turdlet
your shit's meaningless
CHORUS 2
we've only one thing to say
what's wrong with you?
what's wrong with you?
what's wrong with you?
there's only one thing to say
what's wrong with you?
what's wrong with you?
OUTRO
what's wrong with you?
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13. |
Embarrassment
03:06
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VERSE 1
you're an embarrassment on TV
guessing at what to do
stumbling over the lines
that someone else wrote for you
you're not an authority
or remotely trusted
taking up our time
leaving us disgusted
CHORUS
an embarrassment
you're such an embarrassment
an embarrassment
you're just an embarrassment
an embarrassment
VERSE 2
you're an embarrassment on the news
every single day
but what do you even care
it's just another outrage
you lie and then you accuse
but it's you who's the fraud
claiming that you're fair
expect us to applaud
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14. |
Gossip
03:05
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VERSE 1
stop looking out of your window
why do you care what I do?
it's none of your business
nothing to do with you
you're telling stories you're spreading rumours
well I am losing my sense of humour
CHORUS 1
You're a gossip
you just can't leave people alone
such a gossip
talk with your cronies on the phone
VERSE 2
you know the joke is on you now
because no-one really cares
people have their own lives
and their private affairs
it doesn't matter everyone's been told
there are no secrets all that news is old
CHORUS 2
You're a gossip
there's no more to be revealed
such a gossip
nothing else has been concealed
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15. |
Comfort In Repetition
02:55
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VERSE 1
Every day feels the same
living without any aim
isn't this what you wanted
your wish has been granted
CHORUS
but there's no comfort in repetition
no there's no comfort in repetition
VERSE 2
watch the world through a screen
looking for a space between
you don't get to go outside
your request was denied
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16. |
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VERSE 1
suddenly it feels like summer
even though I'm still wearing my winter coat
suddenly it feels like summer
and we're all in the same boat
people on the streets
no-one is going to work
everyone you meet
has on their barbeque shirt
VERSE 2
suddenly it feels like summer
people are out in the parks and bars
suddenly it feels like summer
driving in their open-top cars
going to the beach
eating out in restaurants
everything's in reach
the world's an open storefront
VERSE 3
suddenly it feels like autumn
there's an early morning chill in the air
suddenly it feels like autumn
people don't seem to care
think that they're exempt
go in their own direction
they make no attempt
to follow the instructions
VERSE 4
suddenly it feels like winter
everywhere there's a sense of suspicion
suddenly it feels like winter
people waiting for permission
they have to accept
the shifting in the weather
everyone's suspect
now they can't stand together
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17. |
Dreaming Of Success
04:20
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VERSE 1
you feel that you have
something to prove
but you hate the thought
that you might lose
so you put up with
these daily indignities
and indulge in some
displacement activities
CHORUS 1
sitting bored at work
as a filing clerk
you're dreaming of success
lying on the couch
after a night out
you're dreaming of success
VERSE 2
you want an easy
way to win out
a sure fire method
abscence of doubt
but in lieu of such
guaranteed gold plated scheme
you do nothing and
float along with the mainstream
CHORUS 2
waiting in a line
for any sort of sign
you're dreaming of success
unmoving in a crowd
rained on by clouds
you're dreaming of success
CHORUS 3
travelling by bus
nothing to discuss
you're dreaming of success
driving in your car
you want to be a star
you're dreaming of success
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18. |
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VERSE 1
stuck inside for so long
there was not much going on
but now we've been released
it's not the time to be cheap
we want fancy cars
champagne and caviar
going to the races
high class places
CHORUS
We have expensive tastes
We have expensive tastes
there's no time to waste
We have expensive tastes
We have expensive tastes
let's make haste
VERSE 2
we've been staying away
waiting for the day
that we're going to be free
to go on a spending spree
travel first class
drink another glass
fine exclusive dining
relax while reclining
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19. |
Big Man
03:37
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VERSE 1
You tried to be the big man
but no-one was really fooled
at least not for very long
your decisions laughable
and publically overruled
everyone thinks that you're wrong
CHORUS 1
well that's a very interesting opinion
you're clearly not a fan
Haven't you heard about the millions
who agree with me and my plan
VERSE 2
You failed to be a big man
a joke on the evening news
The crowd thinks that you're a clown
your reputation ruined
you don't have any excuse
now you're finished in this town
CHORUS 2
well that's a rather unfair attack
can it be entirely true
lots of people have my back
and don't share your point of view
CHORUS 3
well it sounds like a simple mistake
made in a rush carelessly
it's just a case of sour grapes
from someone in a fit of jealousy
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20. |
Freedom Of The City
04:17
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VERSE 1
We've been given the freedom of the city
whatever that means
a decision made by some committee
hiding behind screens
CHORUS 1
you are permitted to go out in the streets
but there's a limit on who you can meet
unless you've made a contribution
to my campaign for re-election
VERSE 2
We've been given the freedom of the city
within certain guides
what does that look like in reality
we're still stuck inside
CHORUS 2
you can congregate in small groups
but expect to have to jump through hoops
unless you've made a big donation
to signal your affiliation
CHORUS 3
you can enter high street shops
but at any moment that could stop
unless major business executives
align with certain preferences
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